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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.
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The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
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When I was a young man, my friends and I and all of us in New York were very influenced by French cinema. French cinema played an enormous influence on those of us who wanted to be filmmakers.
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.
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You can't ride two horses with one behind.
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Let's say there was no terrorism whatsoever and we were all very nice to one another and we were all kind, we still would be faced with an extremely cruel and hostile universe and existence and so I'm a great pessimist and I feel that it's impossible really to be happy, and that the best you can hope for is to be distracted.
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.
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My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
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What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.
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I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
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What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
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There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.
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Humorists always sit at the children's table.
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