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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
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My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
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