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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
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I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.
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I myself don't like to speak to the actors at all. I like to hire great people and let them do their thing. I don't like to speak to them. I don't like to have lunch with them. I don't like to socialize with them. I don't like to hear their ideas.
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
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There's nothing good about getting older-absolutely nothing-because the amount of wisdom and experience you gain is negligible compared to what you lose. You do gain a couple of things-you gain a little bittersweet and sour wisdom from your heartbreaks and failures and things-but what you lose is so catastrophic in every way.
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.
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To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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I think, on both sides of the camera or the novel: Distraction. I'm obsessed with: Can I get this actress or my third act to work? I'm distracted. I'm interested in that so I don't sit home and think, Gee, life is meaningless. We're all going to die. The universe is pulling apart at breakneck speed.
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Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.
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If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
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