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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Character Actor
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.
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If I had my choice in life I would have had the gifts of Tennessee Williams or Eugene O'Neill. Unfortunately my gifts lie in comedy and so comedy comes fairly easy to me and I occasionally have an idea for a very serious piece and I do it, but the ideas don't come that readily to me.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like loving your mother or your father even though they're a drunk or a thief. I've loved the city my whole life - to me, it's like a great woman.
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I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
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I'm a big believer in supporting the action on film with the appropriate music. It covers a multitude of sins. It's gotten me out of a lot of jams, over the years. So, music for me is a very big thing in films and I use it unashamedly.
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No Matter what you do there will be critics.
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You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
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If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.
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I am two with nature.
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People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as bad news and I want everybody to stop sugarcoating it.
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All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.
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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
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All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.
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