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A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Heywood Allen
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We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.
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