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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
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The best an idea gets is when its in your head.
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My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
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Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
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For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.
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The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
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Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.
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You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
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Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
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Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.
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I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
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To be a film director is not a democracy, it's really a tyranny. You're the head of the project, for better rather than worse. I write the film and I direct the film, I decide who's going to be in it, I decide on the editing, I put in the music from my own record collection.
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My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
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Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
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When I'm writing something, if there's a part that's good for me, then I'll play it. Otherwise, I don't. And I notice that there are less and less parts for me in my own writing.
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There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.
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