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All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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My brain? It's my second favorite organ!
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