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We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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I cannot say for certain that God does not exist I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.
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I think, on both sides of the camera or the novel: Distraction. I'm obsessed with: Can I get this actress or my third act to work? I'm distracted. I'm interested in that so I don't sit home and think, Gee, life is meaningless. We're all going to die. The universe is pulling apart at breakneck speed.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
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My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.
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I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
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Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
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I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
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Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
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I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.
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