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We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.
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I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.
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And Nietzche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're going to live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
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While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.
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It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it
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Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it's limited.
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How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
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What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
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I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.
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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
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I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood I was breast-fed through falsies.
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We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.
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You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?
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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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The audience is making the film and not the film-maker.
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