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We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Character Actor
Clarinetist
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Film Actor
Film Director
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Jazz Musician
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The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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