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We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Character Actor
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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One filmmaker makes films that are deep, intellectual, profound and confrontational. And the other one makes purely vacuous, escapist films. I'm not sure the one who makes escapist films is making a poorer contribution than the one who makes the deeper films.
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I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.
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The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
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When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.
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People ask me whether I think that one day I might wake up one morning and run dry, but I've had the opposite feeling - that I would die before I had time to write all the ideas in my drawer.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
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That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art if the thing’s real, it just lives.
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I can levitate birds. No one cares.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
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All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
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Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
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For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive.
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