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I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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I can make films. And some of them come out good, and some of them come out better, and some of them come out worse. But I've been very lucky over the years to be able to sustain the length of career that I've had.
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I could turn on my radio in the morning when I was getting dressed for school and hear Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington and Benny Goodman and think this is the music. Now that music is art. Ellington is art. At that time it was just what you heard on the radio. Cole Porter was just a guy who wrote pretty songs and Billie Holliday would sing them.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
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Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.
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I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.
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I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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