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I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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