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he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
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I've been lucky because my films have consistently made a profit, almost all of them have made a profit. Never a huge profit, but nobody gets hurt. And therefore I get a lot of freedom.
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Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
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I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
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I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
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Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
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I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.
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When I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy is sitting across the table from the girl and flirting with her... I think, 'God, that can't be me' because I'm just too old for that part. You need a 30-year-old or a 35-year-old for that part. And so I've given myself less and less roles.
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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
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Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.
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I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.
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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
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I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.
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I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
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I've inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father's hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother's surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.
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The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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