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he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions...
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90 per cent of success is turning up.
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Every time you make a movie it's a new and different experience. You learn very little from the past. So, I'm a little bit better than I was when I first started.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
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Showing up is 80 percent of life.
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I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, [and] receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'
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I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.
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... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer.
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I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.
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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.
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