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he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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[The universe is] haphazard, morally neutral, and unimaginably violent.
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I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
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The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.
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I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.
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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.
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I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.
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There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.
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I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
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My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
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If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
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I have a limitless amount of great music at my disposal and it's very, very pleasurable because when the music goes on the film it's amazing how much it livens up the film and gives it an emotional kick in the pants, sort of.
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Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.
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Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do.
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To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
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