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This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie. You think: oh, nobody's going to ever speak to you again. But, it doesn't happen. Nobody cares. You know, they read it and they say Oh, they hated your film. You care, at the time. But they don't. Nobody else cares.
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