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The heart wants what it wants.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.
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