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You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
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I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.
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Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.
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