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I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
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[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
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You make a film and always hope you're going make Citizen Kane or The Bicycle Thief. You make the film, and for one reason or another, one clicks and one doesn't, but it's out of your control completely.
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)
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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
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When you make the film, there's a big difference between when you're in your own home at the typewriter, and when you're standing on a mountain, or on a street corner, and buses are coming by-it's a different reality. You make a million changes that were never in the script, but that reality dictates.
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You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
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Some people think about sex all the time some people think of sex some of the time and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.
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When I was young, I wanted to be a dramatic writer, a writer of tragedy. Nothing would've pleased me more than if I could have written like Eugene O'Neil or Tennessee Williams.
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Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
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Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.
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When you work from city to city or country to country, you work the same way the working method is the same.
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A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.
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The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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