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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.
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Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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There is always the possibility that people will change. Real change is more rare. You are who you are at a certain age in life you are pretty much a variation of that your whole life. It's conceivable that you will change but it's not likely.
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When I was young, I wanted to be a dramatic writer, a writer of tragedy. Nothing would've pleased me more than if I could have written like Eugene O'Neil or Tennessee Williams.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have?
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As I got more confident, I was able to let actors improvise, and do long takes. It's 10%, 5% you learn and experience. The rest you just have or you don't have.
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I can't express anger. I grow a tumor instead.
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Usually, you hire people that you think are wonderful.
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I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.
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I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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The best an idea gets is when its in your head.
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I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
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The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
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