Quote

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

Woody Allen

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
Author
Character Actor
Clarinetist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Jazz Musician
Journalist
Musician
Playwright
The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
Open
Problem
World
Midtown
Unseen
Witty
Humorous
Late
Question

More quotes by Woody Allen

Image
This stuff tastes awful I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.
Woody Allen
Image
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
Woody Allen
Image
Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.
Woody Allen
Image
Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.
Woody Allen
Image
I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and the better one, I think, is one of some anxiety and tension over man's plight in this mysterious universe.
Woody Allen
Image
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
Woody Allen
Image
. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.
Woody Allen
Image
But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
Woody Allen
Image
Life's hard, then you die.
Woody Allen
Image
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen
Image
There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.
Woody Allen
Image
In real life I'm not the character I play in my films. I'm reasonably competent, I work very hard, I'm disciplined, I lead a very middle class life. I work in the mornings, I have lunch, I practise my clarinet, I go to the movies, I eat out in restaurants or watch ball games on television or at the ball games.
Woody Allen
Image
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
Woody Allen
Image
There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
Woody Allen
Image
I don't get depressed I grow a tumor instead.
Woody Allen
Image
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody Allen
Image
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
Woody Allen
Image
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
Woody Allen
Image
The film studios learned to our dismay but to their pleasure that if they spent $200 million making a film they could make half a billion on it. So they were not interested anymore in quality films... They can't afford to be that risky at those prices. Consequently you're getting a lot of remakes, sequels, dopey comedies full of toilet jokes...
Woody Allen
Image
He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
Woody Allen