Quote

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

Woody Allen

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
Author
Character Actor
Clarinetist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Jazz Musician
Journalist
Musician
Playwright
The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
Witty
Humorous
Teach
Gym

More quotes by Woody Allen

Image
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
Woody Allen
Image
There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.
Woody Allen
Image
Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.
Woody Allen
Image
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Woody Allen
Image
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
Woody Allen
Image
I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
Image
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
Woody Allen
Image
You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
Woody Allen
Image
The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.
Woody Allen
Image
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
Woody Allen
Image
Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
Woody Allen
Image
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
Woody Allen
Image
I always feel, I guess being a product of the movies of the 40s where movies were the greatest things and screens were big and palaces were palaces and stars were larger than life that reality was so much inferior to what we felt was conceivably possible from what we had seen in the movies.
Woody Allen
Image
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
Image
Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen
Image
You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando.
Woody Allen
Image
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody Allen
Image
Over the years I've never written or made movies about political themes 'cause while they do have current critical importance, in the large, large scheme of things, only the big questions matter and the answers to those big questions are very, very depressing.
Woody Allen
Image
Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.
Woody Allen
Image
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen