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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.
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There is dignity in suffering nobility in pain but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!
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