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I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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Some people think about sex all the time some people think of sex some of the time and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
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You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life
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And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
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The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.
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Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
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I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.
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There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.
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I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
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Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.
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I see the glass half full...but of poison.
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What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
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Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
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I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.
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