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I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I write the script nobody sees it, not the people that put the money in the picture. I cast who I want, and make the film. That's why I've always felt the only thing standing between me and greatness, is me. There's no excuse for me not to be great except that I'm not.
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