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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Heywood Allen
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If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.
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In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The best an idea gets is when its in your head.
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I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now I won't have to import them to New York.
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No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
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My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
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That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
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People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.
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Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
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It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.
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[Stanley] Kubrick was a great artist and a perfectionist. He always wanted the exact right thing. He did a million takes. Everything had to be perfect. I'm an imperfectionist. I don't really care that much about the work. I write quickly. I'm careless. I shoot carelessly.
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The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.
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If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.
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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
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Culturally speaking, I was raised in a Jewish household. In addition to the religious side of it, I was taught respect for books and learning and the higher professions like medicine and law and teaching.
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In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
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