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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Heywood Allen
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
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As I got more confident, I was able to let actors improvise, and do long takes. It's 10%, 5% you learn and experience. The rest you just have or you don't have.
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What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?
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How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not the thing with feathers. The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.
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My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
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There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world.
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When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
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I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
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In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.
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Those who can't do, teach!
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Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.
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I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
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Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.
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I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I don't care if they're flushed down the toilet after I die.
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There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
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