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My brain? It's my second favorite organ!
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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The content dictates the style all the time. That's the way it is. If the content of the film - as in Husbands and Wives - is highly jagged, neurotic, fast-paced, nervous New York film, it just called for that kind of shooting, editing and performance.
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