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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.
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Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
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Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you.
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In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.
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Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: Let us out, let us out!.
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A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
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Subjectivity is objective.
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I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I'm editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it's finished I never want to see it again.
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I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
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The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
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My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.
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If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
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I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
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I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.
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