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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?
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In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.
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I've been escaping my whole life. Since I was a little child, I escaped into the movies on the other side as an audience member. I escaped by going into the movies and sitting in the movies all day long.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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The less I speak to the actors, the better. And I always hire great people, and I don't want to impose my pre-conceived notions on them. They know how to play it.
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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
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He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
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People still have existential anxiety. It just may not be expressed in Hebraic idiom.
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Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.
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If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do.
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I cannot say for certain that God does not exist I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
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Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it's limited.
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I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
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My parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.
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Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.
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If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.
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