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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.
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Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
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When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie. You think: oh, nobody's going to ever speak to you again. But, it doesn't happen. Nobody cares. You know, they read it and they say Oh, they hated your film. You care, at the time. But they don't. Nobody else cares.
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I don't like to meet the actor and have a lot of conferences and talk about their sub-life and their off-screen life and their back stories and all that nonsense, because it never means anything.
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Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
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Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
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It's important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don't, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn't work either.
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I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It's therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is given fingerpaints.
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I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.
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My brain? It's my second favorite organ!
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The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.
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What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.
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I can levitate birds. No one cares.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.
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When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.
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If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.
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90 per cent of success is turning up.
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