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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.
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Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
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I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
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Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
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If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.
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The movie is usually, for me, something organic that grows all the time. I sit home and write it, and I'm in an isolated, four-walled environment, and I don't know what's going on. I just write it, and it's appearing in my head in some idealized way where every single moment works, and every little thing is perfect, because it's in my head.
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Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.
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We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
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Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.
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When I'm writing something, if there's a part that's good for me, then I'll play it. Otherwise, I don't. And I notice that there are less and less parts for me in my own writing.
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