Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Woody Allen
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
Author
Character Actor
Clarinetist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Jazz Musician
Journalist
Musician
Playwright
The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
Life
Numbered
Statistics
Witty
Humorous
Humor
Days
Funny
Death
Lettered
More quotes by Woody Allen
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.
Woody Allen
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Woody Allen
Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.
Woody Allen
Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.
Woody Allen
You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando.
Woody Allen
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Woody Allen
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
Woody Allen
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
Woody Allen
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
Woody Allen
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
Woody Allen
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
Woody Allen
Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.
Woody Allen
Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.
Woody Allen
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
Woody Allen
. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.
Woody Allen
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
Woody Allen
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
Woody Allen
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.
Woody Allen
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
Woody Allen
