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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Heywood Allen
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You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
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When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie. You think: oh, nobody's going to ever speak to you again. But, it doesn't happen. Nobody cares. You know, they read it and they say Oh, they hated your film. You care, at the time. But they don't. Nobody else cares.
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I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
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I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.
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What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
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It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
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Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
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People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.
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Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
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When one chooses to be a writer, psychologically there's a reason for that because you like the isolation and you like to be by yourself and you are by nature timid.
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My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.
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I'm a big believer in supporting the action on film with the appropriate music. It covers a multitude of sins. It's gotten me out of a lot of jams, over the years. So, music for me is a very big thing in films and I use it unashamedly.
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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
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