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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I am two with nature.
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I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
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I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I'm editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it's finished I never want to see it again.
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I write about what I want to write about, and so the film comes out as a very personal expression even if its subject matter is totally prefabricated.
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There is always the possibility that people will change. Real change is more rare. You are who you are at a certain age in life you are pretty much a variation of that your whole life. It's conceivable that you will change but it's not likely.
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
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I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.
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The audience is making the film and not the film-maker.
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I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.
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People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
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Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
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I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.
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When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
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I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.
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I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.
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The Jewish culture - people that are Jewish have a certain cultural habit that they've formed and one of those habits is an appreciation of theater and music - these are cultural things one does associate with values that are promulgated by Jewish families. I think that's a good thing.
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90 per cent of success is turning up.
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