Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Woody Allen
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
Author
Character Actor
Clarinetist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Jazz Musician
Journalist
Musician
Playwright
The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
Humor
Fun
Inspiration
Funny
Nature
Positivity
Everything
Keeping
Way
Happenings
Time
Happening
More quotes by Woody Allen
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Woody Allen
With me it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.
Woody Allen
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.
Woody Allen
I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.
Woody Allen
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
Woody Allen
Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?
Woody Allen
Boy, the food at this place is really terrible. The other one says, Yeah, I know and such small portions. Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
Woody Allen
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
Woody Allen
In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
Woody Allen
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
Woody Allen
I don't rely on anybody except my own judgment. I don't get much input. I don't know if that's helped me or if I would be better off if I did rely on someone.
Woody Allen
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
Woody Allen
People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.
Woody Allen
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
Woody Allen
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
Woody Allen
How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
Woody Allen
You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
Woody Allen
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
Woody Allen
Visually I've always liked the 20s 30s for film. I do these because I like the music. I like the clothes. I like the way the women and the guys look. There are soldiers and sailors and gangsters with the machine guns in their violin cases. It's a very colorful era of New York, full of great theater and great nightclubs and great jazz.
Woody Allen
My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
Woody Allen
