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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
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Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
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Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)
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Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
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