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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.
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Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
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Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
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I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.
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When I first started, there were writers that I looked up to that I felt very influenced by and very respectful toward their work and their opinion of my work.
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