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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they're Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it's built-in, but they think it's all this other stuff. But it's not. They'd be great if they didn't think about their part or if they did think about it.
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My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
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I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
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I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives.
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