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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.
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How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
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It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
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You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.
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I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.
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The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
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I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.
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If I had my choice in life I would have had the gifts of Tennessee Williams or Eugene O'Neill. Unfortunately my gifts lie in comedy and so comedy comes fairly easy to me and I occasionally have an idea for a very serious piece and I do it, but the ideas don't come that readily to me.
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With films, I just scribble a couple of notes for a scene. You don't have to do any writing at all, you just have your notes for the scene, which are written with the actors and the camera in mind. The actual script is a necessity for casting and budgeting, but the end product often doesn't bear much resemblance to the script--at least in my case.
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How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
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I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
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I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
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My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.
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We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
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I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.
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