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Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Age: 90 †
Born: 1874
Born: November 30
Died: 1965
Died: January 24
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I am quite sure, that if we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future.
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They [the Labour Party] are not fit to manage a whelk stall.
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It is with deep grief I watch the clattering down of the British Empire with all its glories and all the services it has rendered to mankind.
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Mr. Churchill you're drunk! Mr. Churchill: And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.
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War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
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Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick this book I didn't want to be read to out of up for?'
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A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
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The further back I look, the further forward I can see.
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For with primacy in power is also joined an awe inspiring accountability to the future.
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If I had been an Italian I am sure that I should have been whole-heartedly with you from the start to finish in your triumphant struggle against the bestial appetites and passions of Leninism.
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Air power is the most difficult of military force to measure or even express in precise terms.
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These, Gentlemen, are the opinions upon which I base my facts.
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