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You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

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Wilson Mizner
Age: 56 †
Born: 1876
Born: May 19
Died: 1933
Died: April 3
Playwright
Screenwriter
Writer
Benicia
California
Rats
Mice
Studying
Sarcastic
Study
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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
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What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
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If you steal from one author it's plagiarism if you steal from many it's research.
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
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Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.
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Count 10 over him - he'll get up
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Failure has gone to his head.
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Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
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It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
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A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
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The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
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