Quote

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Wilson Mizner

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Wilson Mizner
Age: 56 †
Born: 1876
Born: May 19
Died: 1933
Died: April 3
Playwright
Screenwriter
Writer
Benicia
California
Welcome
Ears
Atheism
Tried
Death
Life

More quotes by Wilson Mizner

Image
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Wilson Mizner
Image
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
Wilson Mizner
Image
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Wilson Mizner
Image
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
Wilson Mizner
Image
I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.
Wilson Mizner
Image
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
Wilson Mizner
Image
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Wilson Mizner
Image
God help those who do not help themselves.
Wilson Mizner
Image
The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.
Wilson Mizner
Image
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
Wilson Mizner
Image
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Wilson Mizner
Image
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
Wilson Mizner
Image
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
Wilson Mizner
Image
Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.
Wilson Mizner
Image
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
Wilson Mizner
Image
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Wilson Mizner
Image
Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave.
Wilson Mizner
Image
The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
Image
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.
Wilson Mizner
Image
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner