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Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave.

Wilson Mizner

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Wilson Mizner
Age: 56 †
Born: 1876
Born: May 19
Died: 1933
Died: April 3
Playwright
Screenwriter
Writer
Benicia
California
Humility
Leave
Talk
Done
Narcissism
Egotism
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Humble

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