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The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.

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William Joyce
Age: 39 †
Born: 1906
Born: April 24
Died: 1946
Died: January 3
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Journalist
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William Brooke Joyce
Lord Haw-Haw
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I say, Ich liebe Deutschland! Heil Hitler! and farewell.
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