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Sir, you have tasted two whole worms you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad you will leave by the next town drain.
William Archibald Spooner
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William Archibald Spooner
Age: 86 †
Born: 1844
Born: July 22
Died: 1930
Died: August 29
Academic
Anglican Priest
College Head
University Teacher
London
England
Mystery
Drains
Leave
Liar
Quad
Fighting
Lectures
Quads
Lying
Worms
Hissed
Next
Liars
Two
Town
Exasperation
Whole
Towns
Drain
Caught
Tasted
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