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I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes.

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Will Self
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: September 26
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From time to time, as if heaven-sent to annoy, someone will ask me if I'm self-disciplined when it comes to my work. I usually look witheringly at them and snarl, 'What do you think?' I mean, how do you imagine anyone writes a quarter of a million words a year for publication?
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