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Certainly, for time out of mind, an obsessive dwelling on happier former days has been synonymous with getting older, while it was the juvenescent who rushed with open arms to embrace the future.

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Will Self
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: September 26
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West London Infirmary
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