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If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Oologah
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William Penn Adair Rogers
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
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We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off a debt if it is not when you are doing well? You let a Politician return home from Washington and announce, 'Boys we lowered your taxes. We had to borrow the money to do it, but we did it.' Say, they would elect him for life.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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