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If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
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Oologah
Oklahoma
William Penn Adair Rogers
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Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.
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I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it's good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you.
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We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot.
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The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore.
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We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.
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Legalize racing in every State. Sure people will bet, but they get to see the horses run and you certain can't see General Motors and General Electric and General Utility run when you bet on them.
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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals
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If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
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Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.
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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
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If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.
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Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.
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People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.
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There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.
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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
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If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.
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That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says Boys, my head is turned. Just get it while you can.
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