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There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a dollar. They cultivate their voice instead of their finances.
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Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise what they would do if they got in. But the Republicans have to promise what they would do and then explain why they haven't already done it.
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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
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There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit.
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Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.
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We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.
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Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
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If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
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A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn't just crazy about us, for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart
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The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.
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You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
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When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.
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Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!
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