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If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
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Oklahoma
William Penn Adair Rogers
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The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
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The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.
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The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
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We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
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I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
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I never met a man that I didn't like.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
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Here is my Farm Relief bill: Every time a Southerner plants nothing on his farm but cotton year after year, and the Northerner nothing but wheat or corn, why, take a hammer and hit him twice right between the eyes. You may dent your hammer, but it will do more real good than all the bills you can pass in a year.
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Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
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America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
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One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a dollar. They cultivate their voice instead of their finances.
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